If You're A Bird I'm A Bird

cjwho:

The Pointe on Andesite by Pearson Design Group

everythingiscanvas:

THESE ARE INSANE

trillow:

“i’m the breadwinner in this family”, a man screams at his wife. “i won that bread in the competition all those years ago, don’t you fucking take that away from me.” his wife holds the mold covered bread above the open trashcan, staring him in the eye, daring him to make a move

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

hey-moarrk-hey:

so glad to witness this, I have tears in my eyes

pigsdonthaveeyebrows:

nsfwhumor:

Dog Dances to Eminem’s ‘Shake That’

CAL Ll a n ABMBULANCE UI’ M IN PNAI

Hello tumblees. I'm Kayla. I'm 20 years old. I have an amazing best friend called Kirsty, and she pretty much keeps me sane. I love flowers, piercings, tattoos, makeup, Jagermeister, Monster Ripper, cats, guinea pigs, tea, and poptarts. I love people who are polite, and can't stand ignorance or arrogance. I'm a typical English stereotype.